Every year at Thanksgiving we’re reminded of just how much we have to be grateful for. When we started this little company 8 years ago, we had no idea just how fast it would grow! Now, as we think over all the thousands of customers who have helped us get to where we are today, we are overwhelmed with thankfulness. Each of you has done so much to help us promote earth-friendly, animal-loving, clean beauty. We can’t thank you enough!
We received some pretty funny reviews this year from our customers, and we wanted to share the laughter with you! We hope you enjoy them as much as we did!
P.S. Can you guess which products these reviews are from? No cheating!
“I’m a very hairy guy. Think He-man. Think a wild Yeti. Think Big Foot. O.k., hair. Now imagine my surprise as my wife purchased me this toner. It has a slightly floral, fruity scent. Like an april morning in the alps might smell like if you were in the Alps to smell it. I’m not in the alps. I’m in my bathroom, just out of the shower. But this scent transported my wet, hairy self to the alps in April. It’s like springtime. The sheep are leaping. The flower petals are blowing in the wind. Some very manly men are enjoying a crisp lager with notes of berries, oats, and roasted nuts. I digress. Anyway, as this toner dries, the scent becomes very mild. I’ve grown a keen fondness of it. And I’ve noticed huge differences in my face since using it regularly. My hairy skin is no longer dry and cracked-looking during winter. Just hairy and hydrated. I approve.” – Troy M.
“The product moistened my skin leaving it silky smooth like a baby’s bottom and the odor touched the hairs of my nostrils in such a way that left a sweet, pleasant fragrance. My skin gradually darkened as if I’d been transforming from snowflake to beach sand and I found myself becoming a tanned goddess.” – Amanda
“This ****product name*** is heavenly — cooling, gentle, pepperminty . . . a transcendent scent. I put this on and I can almost drown out my girls’ screams of outrage that it is (yet again!) bedtime. If you believe in yourself, you can even drink a nice rich, velvety glass of red wine while letting the ***product*** dry. Pro tip: straws are your best friend. **sigh of relaxation***” – Laurie S.
“My kid got this stuck in her nose. How she got the end of a ***product name*** stuck up her nose, I do not know. What I do know is that when I removed it from her left nostril, she smilled and said, “That wasn’t so bad, mommy! Now everything smells like peppermints.” High praise from a 4 year old.” – Amy
“I love the ****Product Name****! When I first bought this ***PRODUCT NAME****, I am ashamed to say I gave it a bad review. I had said it made my skin feel “squeaky”, whatever that means. I’m on my 9th bottle now and I love, it – it’s all I use. Makes the privates feel like they’ve had a York Peppermint Patty. I know, TMI, but true!” – Monika H.